<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801</id><updated>2012-02-07T16:25:30.505+07:00</updated><title type='text'>ASAL MUNCRAT! ASAL BITU! ASAL JELEGUR!</title><subtitle type='html'>Tiasa dibaca bari tiarap</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>47</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-1014718137452717988</id><published>2008-08-26T23:15:00.005+07:00</published><updated>2008-08-27T00:54:31.115+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Nyiar Lumar 2008</title><summary type='text'>Sanggeus nu kahiji, (20 Mei 1998), kadua (20 Mei 2000), katilu (24 Agustus 2002), kaopat (28 Agustus 2004), jeung kalima (13 Mei 2006), taun ieu (Sabtu, 23 Agustus 2008) Nyiar Lumar digelar deui di Situs Lingga Hyang, Astana Gede Kawali, Ciamis.Puguh we jauh dijugjug anggang diteang. Maklum hanaang hiburan lapar karamean, hehehe! Tapi aya nu leuwih penting ketang. Meskipun teu wanoh pisan, sok </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/1014718137452717988/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=1014718137452717988&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/1014718137452717988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/1014718137452717988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2008/08/nyiar-lumar-2008.html' title='Nyiar Lumar 2008'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AFbHErpnOhY/SLQ3e3koj1I/AAAAAAAAABQ/mszSs8OQex0/s72-c/CIMG1044.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-7491074374390666086</id><published>2008-07-24T14:44:00.004+07:00</published><updated>2008-07-24T15:31:18.199+07:00</updated><title type='text'>You Are My Hero!</title><summary type='text'>Asa sawan oge ari kudu nulis sajak patriotismeu mah, hese ngawawaasna, hehehe!Hulang-huleng mikiran para pahlawan Indonesia dina buku pelajaran jaman sakola baheula, nu dibendo, disorban, dikacamata, dikopeah, nu baplang jeung nu botak, nu marake sanggul dikabaya, nu jasana inih ituh inih ituh biodatana barabat barabat...Ah.Teu wawuh.Patriotismeu memang teu malulu ngeunaan hiji tokoh, bisa jadi </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/7491074374390666086/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=7491074374390666086&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/7491074374390666086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/7491074374390666086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2008/07/you-are-my-hero.html' title='You Are My Hero!'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AFbHErpnOhY/SIg9MltF_pI/AAAAAAAAABI/rYxV3V1fO_w/s72-c/super+hero.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-116452400800849534</id><published>2006-11-26T13:47:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2007-03-16T06:51:18.400+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rada Iuh</title><summary type='text'>Rada ieuh ayeuna mah. Teu hareudang teuing, ceuk kuring nu begung. Usum taya hujan ngepris, teuing kumaha rasa awak nu marontok, nu kelekna meh rapet jeung awak. Rarasaan geus bosen meberkeun jangjang hareupeun kipas ngarah aya angin ngusapan.Rada iuh ayeuna mah.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/116452400800849534/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=116452400800849534&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/116452400800849534'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/116452400800849534'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2006/11/rada-iuh.html' title='Rada Iuh'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-115008014984876093</id><published>2006-06-12T09:41:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2006-07-06T17:07:15.666+07:00</updated><title type='text'>I AM BACK</title><summary type='text'>Hong! Kapanggih ayeuna mah password-na, sanggeus mindeng huleng jentul bleg nu sawan lantaran hayang nuluykeun duriat ka asalbitu ieu, kakara kapikir yen pasti aya konfirmasi ti blogspot ka email kuring, baheula basa munggaran nyieun account. Atuh gura-giru cindukul di warnet mukaan surat-surat heubeul dina inbox, bari ngadoa muga-muga file-na can kahapus.Horeng SI ETA password-na teh, heuheuy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/115008014984876093/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=115008014984876093&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/115008014984876093'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/115008014984876093'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2006/06/i-am-back.html' title='I AM BACK'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-112946378240401263</id><published>2005-10-16T17:54:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2006-08-12T15:37:55.683+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Eternal Sushione of the Spotless Mind</title><summary type='text'>“The world forgetting by the world forgot, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.” Alexander Pope.Nga-delete memory teh siga ngahapus jajaran bangunan atawa tatangkalan atawa jalma-jalma nu dijieun ku kuring dina any strategy games. Sretttttt. Tapi dina gim mah taya nu baong ngadon kabur susulumputan keukeuh hayang ka-save dina file...Naha bener bisa? Mikiran VR oge cangcaya keneh yen cenah </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/112946378240401263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=112946378240401263&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/112946378240401263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/112946378240401263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/10/eternal-sushione-of-spotless-mind.html' title='Eternal Sushione of the Spotless Mind'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-112417068084715366</id><published>2005-08-16T12:07:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-08-16T14:25:26.953+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Merdeka di Lembur Kuring</title><summary type='text'>Kamerdikaan: "Freedom from control or influence of another or others".Merdika: "Not controlled by a party or interest group".Geus rame di jalan-jalan: barudak Karang Taruna ngajualan teh botol, aqua, rokok, tissue, bendera... Hartina geus nincak bulan Agustus, men!Moal ngomongkeun definisi kamerdikaan nu saliwatan mah pamohalan kahontal, moal ngomongkeun neangan dana teh kudu kitu kudu kieu, cik </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/112417068084715366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=112417068084715366&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/112417068084715366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/112417068084715366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/08/merdeka-di-lembur-kuring.html' title='Merdeka di Lembur Kuring'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-112341556067493638</id><published>2005-08-07T19:12:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-08-07T19:06:18.113+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Liar Liar</title><summary type='text'>Unggal jelema kungsi ngawadul...Biasana jelema mimiti 'diajar' ngawadul teh waktu nincak umur 4-5 taun pikeun ngetes atawa nempo reaksi batur, lain pedah hayang nganyenyeri. "Ujang ge ku Bapa rek dipangmeserkeun robot jeung momobilan siga nu Cecep," ceuk budak nu teu dibere injeum cocooan ku babaturanana. Barudak ngawadul utamana pikeun ngangles, ngipahan maneh, embung eleh, sieun, atawa pikeun </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/112341556067493638/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=112341556067493638&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/112341556067493638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/112341556067493638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/08/liar-liar.html' title='Liar Liar'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-112315455018012871</id><published>2005-08-04T18:05:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-08-04T18:22:30.186+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Kingkin</title><summary type='text'>Pars maior lacrimas ridet et intus habet. Nyaan. Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/112315455018012871/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=112315455018012871&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/112315455018012871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/112315455018012871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/08/kingkin.html' title='Kingkin'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-112046062768851464</id><published>2005-07-04T13:42:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-07-04T14:11:42.810+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tagboard jeung Hit Counter</title><summary type='text'>Dear Rancucut (asalbitu readers), ayeuna kuring geus boga tagboard jeung hit counter. Asyeeeekkkk! Sabenerna mah meureun teu kudu dibejaan deui meureun, naon ari tagboard jeung hit counter teh, tapi nya ieu mah... nerangkeun saeutik lah!Hit counter teh bisa ditempo di beh juru katuhu luhur, nu hurung kawas seuneu. Tah eta teh fasilitas anyar keur ngitung sabaraha kali blog ieu didatangan ku semah</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/112046062768851464/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=112046062768851464&amp;isPopup=true' title='16 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/112046062768851464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/112046062768851464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/07/tagboard-jeung-hit-counter.html' title='Tagboard jeung Hit Counter'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>16</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-112012630434132860</id><published>2005-06-30T17:29:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-30T17:22:20.646+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Laer</title><summary type='text'>Men sana in corpore sano. Dina awak nu sehat ngancik jiwa nu sehat oge. Geus tong diomongkeun betapa bullshit-nya eta kalimah populer teh, ngingetkeun yen penjahat-penjahat paling edun sakolong jagat teh awakna seseg kabeh.Ieu mah cenah aya panalitian anyar di Jerman nu ngahasilkeun teori yen awewe teu meunang maen volley pantai. Jadi inget kana heureuy: Naha awewe teu meunang mandi di laut? </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/112012630434132860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=112012630434132860&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/112012630434132860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/112012630434132860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/06/laer.html' title='Laer'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111988893196524487</id><published>2005-06-27T22:54:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-27T23:15:31.976+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Lost Civilization</title><summary type='text'>Aztec, Inca, Sumeria, Atlantis, Babilonia, Maya, Toltec, Lemuria...Nyieun benteng geura, jangkungna 5 kilometer. Pek geura ngisolasi maneh ngarah euweuh nu ngarobeda. Tong hayang paantel jeung batur bisi tepa hina. Pek nyimbutan maneh masing ekslusif, nyieun wates teritorial atawa bandera sorangan sakahayang.Tapi moal bisa ngaulah-ulah batur deukeut, euy! Masing 5 kilometer jangkungna, moal bisa </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111988893196524487/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111988893196524487&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111988893196524487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111988893196524487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/06/lost-civilization.html' title='Lost Civilization'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111988606986794291</id><published>2005-06-27T21:58:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-27T22:51:49.940+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Curhat</title><summary type='text'>Saptu kamari nyokot rapor adi di sakolana. Hebat euy, manehna bisa ngelehkeun 4 urang. Si Bungsu ranking 40 tina 44 murid sakelasna. WOW! Kuring mah baheula ngan sangup ranking 41 ti 42 siswa, huahaha! Nyaan!You did great job, Sis!Ceuk wali kelasna: "Teteh gak khawatir sama pendidikan adik Teteh? Dia kurang motivasi belajar."Kumaha ngajawabna? Kuring ngan neuteup adi kuring nu keur ngobrol suka </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111988606986794291/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111988606986794291&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111988606986794291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111988606986794291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/06/curhat.html' title='Curhat'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111951461740167733</id><published>2005-06-23T15:16:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T15:44:21.013+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Blahblahblah</title><summary type='text'>Nuhun ka Kang Siyam nu ngajarkeun bikin link da puguh kuring mah gaptek didungakeun sing enggal gaduh bmw engke sugan bisa nebeng oge nuhun ka Kang Opin nu loba ngomentaran sanajan ngan ku heheh tapi hehehna ge teu samanea heheh panganten anyar tea loba hartina heheheh...Dibaca dipikir-pikir deui ieu blog siga sindikasi berita tapi keun bae lah itung-itung balap jeung koran atawa majalah </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111951461740167733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111951461740167733&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111951461740167733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111951461740167733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/06/blahblahblah.html' title='Blahblahblah'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111950755924462211</id><published>2005-06-23T13:43:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-27T21:56:53.636+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Telat</title><summary type='text'>Ieu sabenerna berita geus rada heubeul, kaluar ahir Mei kamari, ngan kuring kakara maca ayeuna, telattttttt... Biasa orang Indonesia rada terbelakang kana info teh, siga di batur ayeuna geus teu usum freesex, di Indonesia mah ngadon mahabu, hehehe!Sanes nyindir, kulan, ieu mah fakta.Junior Allen, urang Johnston City, Amrik, nu taun 1970 geus maok TV harga 140 dollar, kiwari geus bebas! Umurna </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111950755924462211/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111950755924462211&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111950755924462211'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111950755924462211'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/06/telat.html' title='Telat'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111950305476273755</id><published>2005-06-23T12:04:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T15:53:25.263+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Buadag, Njum!</title><summary type='text'>Patung nu jangkungna kurang leuwih 9 meter teh kiwari keur ngajegir (hade tah kecap teh, ngajegir, men!), di Parliament Hill, London. Judulna "The Writer" alias tukang nulis, dijieun ku Leslie Mare nu lahir di Italia, minangka ngahurmat tukang nulis nu hirupna cenah nyorang keueung jeung sorangan bae: Nuhun, Neng, hehehe!Ieu patung dijieunna tina genep ton baja jeung kai teh, cenah, basa </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111950305476273755/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111950305476273755&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111950305476273755'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111950305476273755'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/06/buadag-njum.html' title='Buadag, Njum!'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111774809133864996</id><published>2005-06-03T04:26:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T16:43:47.246+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Iklan</title><summary type='text'>“PERHATIAN. Terjadi gangguan pada sistem Anda. Hindari software bajakan.”Lain ceuk kuring, ceuk iklan. Business Software Alliance (BSA) nu anggota-anggotana aub dina bisnis softaware diantarana Adobe, Apple, Avid, Internet Security Sistem, Microsoft, Symantec, Macromedia jrrd., sigana mah geus pusing nyanghareupan pembajakan nu sumarambah di Indonesia, protes. Nu matak geus teu aneh ngadenge beja</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.bsa.org/indonesia/report/Reporting-Form.cfm' title='Iklan'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111774809133864996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111774809133864996&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111774809133864996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111774809133864996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/06/iklan.html' title='Iklan'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111752632140199763</id><published>2005-05-31T13:52:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T10:50:04.496+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hatur Nuhun</title><summary type='text'>Geus dibaca batur mah jadi rada sumanget nulis teh, tapi campur jeung era jeung asa-asa, huahaha! Grogi deui euy!Nuhun ka Kang Firman, Kang Febi, Kang Rahman, Kang Oeking (tos diselipan gambar ayeuna mah, Kang), Hasan, Keng, dan someone nu sigana lain jalma jauh (hihihi) nu geus ngadukung kuring liwat email atawa comments. Utamana nuhun ka Andra, Myrna jeung Mame nu ACAN mere komentar lantaran </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111752632140199763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111752632140199763&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111752632140199763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111752632140199763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/05/hatur-nuhun.html' title='Hatur Nuhun'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111676153890686833</id><published>2005-05-22T17:46:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T14:12:56.086+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cap Jempol</title><summary type='text'>Pendukung Gus Dur-Muhaimin rame-rame neueulkeun cap jempol getih pikeun nandeskeun kasatiaanana.Ieu teh trend atawa kumaha? Samemehna kungsi ngadenge cap jempol getih teh basa Indonesia keur hot jeung Malaysia sual Ambalat. Rebuan jelema cap jempol getih. Kungsi deui ngadenge supporter Megawati, deui-deui cap jempol getih.  Playboy cap getih we sugan mah, huahaha!Baheula pisan taun '94-an, kuring</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111676153890686833/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111676153890686833&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111676153890686833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111676153890686833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/05/cap-jempol.html' title='Cap Jempol'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111656715068222578</id><published>2005-05-20T11:32:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T13:40:28.370+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bocor</title><summary type='text'>Film Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith bisa didownload di BitTorrent sapoe samemeh eta film tayang di bioskop-bioskop. Cenah. Kiwari geus aya 16.000 urang nu boga copy filmna. Lucasfilm Ltd. jeung 20th Century Fox pasti rugi euy! Kacian deh lu! Hayang ngadownload kuring ge... Rek ngahajakeun nganjang ah!Jelema nu sok ngabajak produk teh ceuk babaturan kuring mah, cenah, jalma nu kaasup </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111656715068222578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111656715068222578&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111656715068222578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111656715068222578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/05/bocor.html' title='Bocor'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111656032074606785</id><published>2005-05-20T09:38:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T13:43:19.483+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wilujeng Tepang Taun</title><summary type='text'>Happy birthday to you... hiks!Happy birthday to you... hiks!Happy birthday my dear blog... hiks!Happy bithday to you... hiks!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111656032074606785/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111656032074606785&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111656032074606785'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111656032074606785'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/05/wilujeng-tepang-taun.html' title='Wilujeng Tepang Taun'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111636915259573299</id><published>2005-05-18T06:17:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T12:41:33.550+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gay Jeung Lesbian</title><summary type='text'>Kulawarga teh penting. Anak kudu boga kolot. Tapi kumaha upama hiji budak boga dua bapa atawa dua indung lantaran indung atawa bapana lesbian atawa gay nu kawin jeung pasanganana? Well. Medali Nobel Perdamaian, aya nu geus nempo? Relief leutik dina medali Nobel Perdamaian di sisi luar ngagambarkeun relief beunget Alfred Nobel nu sohor tea, sisi sejenna ngagambarkeun tilu lalaki ditaranjang bari </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111636915259573299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111636915259573299&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111636915259573299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111636915259573299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/05/gay-jeung-lesbian.html' title='Gay Jeung Lesbian'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111636792449703926</id><published>2005-05-15T09:20:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T13:55:20.653+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Teu Dicalana</title><summary type='text'>Tanggal 5 Mei: Poe Teu Meunang Make Calana. Taun hareup mah rek miluan ngarayakeun, ah! Mudah-mudahan Cianjur keur meujeuhna panas ngarah bari mangpang-meungpeung. Rupiah geus rada stabil, it's time to have a lil fun, guys! Matak naon sasakali teu make calana, moal matak nanaon ieuh! Di Amerika, nu teu satuju pangwangunan Wal-Mart (supermarket sohor) dicap antek Nazi. Harrrrr. Sugan teh di dieu </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111636792449703926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111636792449703926&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111636792449703926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111636792449703926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/05/teu-dicalana.html' title='Teu Dicalana'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111631334446608000</id><published>2005-05-10T22:19:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2006-07-18T15:06:30.290+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Naturally A Lady</title><summary type='text'>Lain saurang dua urang nu ngomong teh. Cenah tulisan-tulisan kuring mah tara nembongkeun sisi feminim (atawa feminin) diri kuring. Kang Opin alus pisan nyapertikeunana: pakupis leungeun diangkat siga nu nyingkahan paneunggeul nu teu katempo. Kitu cenah gaya kuring 'nyumput' teh. Maenya sih sebegitu pakupisna? Errrr... Emang nempokeun urang awewe atawa urang lalaki dina tulisan teh perlu nya? </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111631334446608000/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111631334446608000&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111631334446608000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111631334446608000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/05/naturally-lady.html' title='Naturally A Lady'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111631069146713328</id><published>2005-04-30T13:11:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T14:16:09.403+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Get High</title><summary type='text'>Hiji pabrik ectacy di Bogor bisa ngahasilkeun 840 pel per menit. Kauntungan sapoe: 12,6 milyar. Tilu bintara Polres Jakarta Pusat ditewak pas keur nuang heroin di hotel. Hiji Komisaris ti Mabes Polri miboga 900 pel ectacy. Mantan Deputi Kepala BPPN ditewak di bandara lantaran mawa ganja. Pagawe Kejaksaan Negeri jeung anggota Polres Purwakarta nuang shabu-shabu babarengan.Cenah, Ratu Victoria mun </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111631069146713328/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111631069146713328&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111631069146713328'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111631069146713328'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/04/get-high.html' title='Get High'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111631383152479644</id><published>2005-04-22T07:15:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T14:21:40.120+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Detail</title><summary type='text'>Ceuk beja, Picasso ngukey ngalukis biwir Monalisa salila 12 taun lilana.Kungsi maca keur budak, buku karya Pa Maman M.S. (kumaha damang, Pa?) nu judulna Tamba Hanaang. Dina buku eta aya cerpen Tamba Hanaang nu kabeh kecapna make huruf vokal 'a' wungkul. Di Amerika mah leuwih ti kitu. Novel Gadsby nu ngamuat leuwih ti 50.000 kecap karya Ernest Vincent Wright mah teu make huruf 'e' </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111631383152479644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111631383152479644&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111631383152479644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111631383152479644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/04/detail.html' title='Detail'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111512599730788715</id><published>2005-04-12T04:05:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T12:47:04.090+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Patriotisme</title><summary type='text'>Basa kapal perang Indonesia ‘katodel’ ku kapal perang Malaysia di Ambalat, pamarentah urang protes ka pamarentah Malaysia (tong diwawaas bari moyongkod jeung luut-leet kesangna mah). "Meni galak, ih!" Kitu meureun mun ceuk budak mah. "Awas dibejakeun siah ka Ema!" Ah. Teuing da masarakat Cina mah geuning neugtreug nitah pamarentah Jepang menta hampura sabab geus nyaluyuan terbitna buku pelajaran </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111512599730788715/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111512599730788715&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512599730788715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512599730788715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/04/patriotisme.html' title='Patriotisme'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111512683865669066</id><published>2005-04-10T10:52:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2007-03-20T00:44:44.343+07:00</updated><title type='text'>No Comment</title><summary type='text'>Tungtungna mah win weh Pangeran Charles ka Camilla Parker teh! Tuh geuning!Keun antep tong diganggu ah! Meunang hayang tateh...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111512683865669066/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111512683865669066&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512683865669066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512683865669066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/04/no-comment.html' title='No Comment'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111512593139657371</id><published>2005-04-08T20:10:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T15:24:00.036+07:00</updated><title type='text'>15 Persen!</title><summary type='text'>Uteuk Einstein, dina lebah inferior parietal region, wilayah nu dianggap gede pengaruhna kana kamampuhan matematis jelema, cenah lewih gede 15% tibatan jalma lian.Keun bae samilikna-samilikna.Sababaraha taun ka tukang, Mars Climate Orbiter (MCO), pesawat ruang angkasa harga 125 juta dollar nu tadina rek ngorbit di Mars, ngadadak leungit! Hei, presto! Sanggeus diulik, teu pira geuning sababna mah:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111512593139657371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111512593139657371&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512593139657371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512593139657371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/04/15-persen.html' title='15 Persen!'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111512606095087912</id><published>2005-04-07T10:20:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T13:39:51.570+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tina Kai Balik Deui jadi Kai</title><summary type='text'>Kai urang nu gedena leuwih ti dua tangkeupan lalaki dewasa, lolobana diselundupkeun ka luar. Ka Cina, cenah lolobana mah. Nagara dirugikeun sakitu trilyun. Daripada teu kapuluk pisan mah mending sina ditutuhan we ku si Kabayan jadi panyeuhil!Huh. Coba lamun tangkal kai teh dijieun kertas jeung patlot nya, heg bagi-bagikeun haratis ka barudak sakola jeung percetakan, meureun harga buku teh moal </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111512606095087912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111512606095087912&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512606095087912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512606095087912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/04/tina-kai-balik-deui-jadi-kai.html' title='Tina Kai Balik Deui jadi Kai'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111019006860830747</id><published>2005-03-08T08:12:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T12:48:28.070+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Runtah di Leuwigajah</title><summary type='text'>Nu tara miceun runtah mah teu nanaon teu ngarasa nyaah ka urang Leuwigajah ge...Di imah, unggal poe teh aya wae runtah nu kudu dipiceun. Lamun diitung-itung, runtah produksi imah kuring lobana kurang-leuwih sakibik lamun dipress atawa dipadetkeun mah. Eta teh dina jero sabulan. Tah, ayeuna bayangkeun: kuring cicing di bandung geus 30 taun lilana. Miceun runtah tara absen jeung tara lebar. Tong </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111019006860830747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111019006860830747&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111019006860830747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111019006860830747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/03/runtah-di-leuwigajah.html' title='Runtah di Leuwigajah'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111512620382319086</id><published>2005-02-15T15:19:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T12:48:49.996+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Afro-Americans</title><summary type='text'>Kakara nyaho yen droopy drawer tadina rek dicaram ku pamarentah Amerika Serikat. Geus kurang gawe deui bae! Kuring mah resep nempona ge. Geura: Calana panjang (biasana jeans) nu logor meh morosot, dipake ku budak ngora nu begung nepika calana jerona (sakapeung) tembong. Cool!  Biasana nu makena teh penyanyi hip-hop atawa rap, jeung loba nu ditaranjang dada nu make droopy drawer mah, heg </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111512620382319086/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111512620382319086&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512620382319086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512620382319086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/02/afro-americans.html' title='Afro-Americans'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111512703674891489</id><published>2005-02-04T08:21:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T13:37:58.726+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Nothing's Real</title><summary type='text'>Keur moho lalajo Simple Plan jeung Outback Jack saminggu sakali. Resep kuring mah lalajo reality show produksi luar mah, leuwih spontan jeung ekspresif! Inget baheula-baheula lamun lalajo TV heg aya masarakat urang nu diwawancara, sok tembong kagok, era jeung asa-asa: ret ka kamera, ret kana jendulan mikropon, euhhhh... euhhhh... cenah.   Ayeuna mah teu kitu. Eta we kungsi kawenehan nempo di TV, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111512703674891489/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111512703674891489&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512703674891489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512703674891489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/02/nothings-real.html' title='Nothing&apos;s Real'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111750686293586132</id><published>2005-02-02T13:40:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T14:52:52.716+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ngahese-hese Maneh</title><summary type='text'>Teu kahaja manggihna ge, tadina pedah reueus geus bisa nyieun gambar kartun, heg sanggeus 'masterpiece' di-scan teh ngadon rarat-reret dina internet, susuganan aya nu daek ngamuat, hehehe! Pede banget, yak?Gok jeung Kontes Mesin Nasional Rube Goldberg 2005 (khusus warga Amrik). Jadi kataji weh. Ulak-ilik weh...Rube Lucius Goldberg teh salah saurang kartunis pinunjul Pulitzer Prize, tukang ngarang</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111750686293586132/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111750686293586132&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111750686293586132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111750686293586132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/02/ngahese-hese-maneh_02.html' title='Ngahese-hese Maneh'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111512672450321315</id><published>2005-01-25T02:24:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-17T11:26:18.753+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Death Can't Kill What Never Dies</title><summary type='text'>Aya pangarang nu resep tokoh utama caritana salingkuh, aya pangarang nu resep tokoh utama caritana jadi jelema sukses, aya pangarang nu resep tokoh utama caritana sangsara katideresa, aya pangarang nu resep tokoh utama caritana diriung-riung awewe geulis, aya pangarang nu resep tokoh utama caritana ngalaman happy ending, aya pangarang nu resep tokoh utama caritana... paeh. Hoream ngurus, meureun!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111512672450321315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111512672450321315&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512672450321315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512672450321315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2005/01/death-cant-kill-what-never-dies.html' title='Death Can&apos;t Kill What Never Dies'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111631685208173450</id><published>2004-12-04T09:50:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T14:33:21.926+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Black Heart</title><summary type='text'>Pesawat Lion Air 'tergelincir' alias tiseureuleu di Solo. 26 orang meninggal. Samemehna pesawat lain ge sarua teu make kekesed. Samemehna pesawat lian deui. Kitu we hayoh, keneh-keneh.Tungtungna ge sami bae: Penyidik mencari black box. Black box mah tara ancur cenah, sok salamet najan tabrakan najan kahuruan najan kabuntang-banting ge.Hih. Why dontcha make it easier, hon? Naha pesawat teh teu </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111631685208173450/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111631685208173450&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111631685208173450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111631685208173450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2004/12/black-heart.html' title='Black Heart'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111636119637687567</id><published>2004-11-18T15:15:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-18T03:19:56.376+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Kacilakaan</title><summary type='text'>Kapal. Kareta api. Mobil. Motor. Sapedah. Becak. Bosen.2500 jelama kidal (ngede?) unggal taun maot lantaran make pakakas jalma normal. Aya teu nya jelema kidal nu cilaka lantaran digaplok nepika tatu parna lantaran ngajak sasalaman ka preman make leungeun kenca?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111636119637687567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111636119637687567&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111636119637687567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111636119637687567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2004/11/kacilakaan.html' title='Kacilakaan'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111512694214262617</id><published>2004-10-12T06:14:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-03T00:43:45.216+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Nyaahnakudukumaha?</title><summary type='text'>Asa can kungsi ngadenge lagu rock Sunda. Ari rap mah aya geus aya, ku si Ebhiet: Sahangaranmaneh saha, imah dimana, sahangaranmaneh saha, anakna saha! Hoiiii! Euweuh asana lagu rock sunda mah. Teuing lamun kuring geus kuper...Sok napsu, hihihi!Mun kuring kawasa, si Ebhiet teh rek dijadikeun ikon barudak Sunda jaman ayeuna, da. Lamun wenang, kuring mah rek mere award da, ka barudak ngora nu bisa </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111512694214262617/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111512694214262617&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512694214262617'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512694214262617'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2004/10/nyaahnakudukumaha.html' title='Nyaahnakudukumaha?'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111636445868269411</id><published>2004-09-18T17:19:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T15:33:28.363+07:00</updated><title type='text'>So Cold But It's Allright</title><summary type='text'>Ti baheula kuring mah beuki pisan lalajo video klip teh. Asa lalajo film. Tapi kuring teu pati resep nempo klip jaman baheula nu milemkeun penyanyi atawa band wungkul mah. Hayang klip teh nu aya caritana. Tapi caritana ge ulah nu gambarna hurung herang. Mun bisa mah nu B/W. Klasik. Salila ieu nu ceuk kuring kaasup alus nyieun klip teh ngan Michael Jackson (najan loba koreografi tari jeung </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111636445868269411/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111636445868269411&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111636445868269411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111636445868269411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2004/09/so-cold-but-its-allright.html' title='So Cold But It&apos;s Allright'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111635335015707740</id><published>2004-09-10T10:15:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-22T17:22:51.993+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Kaboom!</title><summary type='text'>Kaboom! Kedubes Aussie eundeur. Kaboom!"Kiss our collective arse", ceuk Benjamin Franklin ka raja George.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111635335015707740/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111635335015707740&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111635335015707740'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111635335015707740'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2004/09/kaboom.html' title='Kaboom!'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111635197990719440</id><published>2004-09-09T09:46:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-22T17:24:11.466+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Huhuian di P.T. Shamrock</title><summary type='text'>Baheula keur leutik sok huhuian teh, di tukangeun imah. Lamun kabeneran keur alakur, barudak awewe-lalaki teh sok ulin babarengan. Jarang ulin kompak kitu teh, lantaran biasana barudak lalaki mah gampang kanceuh panyakit hayang perang-na, hehehe.Huhuian resep pisan. Ngaruntuy siga untunan, nu jadi ucing kudu metot babaturanana nu nangkel pageuh kana tangkal salam. Hiji-hiji dirabutan ti antayan </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111635197990719440/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111635197990719440&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111635197990719440'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111635197990719440'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2004/09/huhuian-di-pt-shamrock.html' title='Huhuian di P.T. Shamrock'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111512708869332231</id><published>2004-08-13T09:30:00.001+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T13:40:41.576+07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm A Plastic, It's Fantastic!</title><summary type='text'>Kakara nyaho: Ngaran lengkep boneka Barbie nu langsing sukuna panjang baju-bajuna centil teh geuning Barbara Millicent Roberts. Hmmm. Kakara nempo nu geulis ngaranna Barbara, biasana mah gagal, tempo we Barbara Bush, Barbara Cartland jeung Barbra Streissand, huahaha!  Neng Barbara Barbie teh cenah diciptakeun ku propagandis Jerman di taun 1930-an, minangka conto ideal enon-enon ras Aria. Proporsi</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111512708869332231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111512708869332231&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512708869332231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512708869332231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2004/08/im-plastic-its-fantastic.html' title='I&apos;m A Plastic, It&apos;s Fantastic!'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111636646695869337</id><published>2004-08-05T16:44:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-18T04:47:46.963+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Patangkeup-tangkeup</title><summary type='text'>340 mayit kaduruk di hiji toko di Asuncion, Paraguay, lantaran nu boga toko nitah Satpam ngonci panto pas seuneu geus ngabebela. Cenah nu mareuli kudu mayar heula memeh bisa kaluar tokona. Ah.340 mayit kaduruk, man! Lolobana keur patangkeup-tangkeup...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111636646695869337/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111636646695869337&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111636646695869337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111636646695869337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2004/08/patangkeup-tangkeup.html' title='Patangkeup-tangkeup'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111512612748624269</id><published>2004-07-26T07:46:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T13:39:10.670+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gering!</title><summary type='text'>Abong cicing di nagara nu can stabil. Sagala usum-usuman di urang mah. Mun keur usum demam berdarah, der sarerea deman berdarah! Usum flu burung kabeh flu burung! Usum peuteuy kabeh... bau sungut!Hanjakal peuteuy aya usumna.Nyeta nu matak melang teh lamun geus usum panyakit nu tatalepa. Nu garering teh ranghap di rumah sakit, ngagaloler ceuleuyeu: ipis atawa beukah, pias atawa beubeu, totol-totol</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111512612748624269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111512612748624269&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512612748624269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512612748624269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2004/07/gering.html' title='Gering!'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111512627098657285</id><published>2004-07-07T00:23:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T12:54:13.620+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Euro 2004</title><summary type='text'>Yunani jadi raja di Euro 2004 euy! Hidup Inggris! Hidup grogi keneh, huehehe!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111512627098657285/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111512627098657285&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512627098657285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512627098657285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2004/07/euro-2004.html' title='Euro 2004'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111631017302098030</id><published>2004-06-17T10:21:00.000+07:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T16:07:23.980+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Batur Lalajo</title><summary type='text'>Tilu poe noron ka bioskop: Van Helsing, The Day After Tomorrow, Troy. Tilu film nu kaitung alus jalan carita, pamaen jeung special effect-na.Tilu resensi dina uteuk jeung diary.Hiji batur lalajo nu satia.Cag.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111631017302098030/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111631017302098030&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111631017302098030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111631017302098030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2004/06/batur-lalajo.html' title='Batur Lalajo'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111512661708262865</id><published>2004-05-29T05:09:00.002+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T13:37:09.996+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gimme Something Better!</title><summary type='text'>28 Mei 2004Tes!Tes!Percobaan!Grogi, euy! Nulis naon nya...Ngahuleng. Ngahuleng. Cengar. Cengir.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111512661708262865/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111512661708262865&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512661708262865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512661708262865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2004/05/gimme-something-better_29.html' title='Gimme Something Better!'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11159801.post-111512583115218055</id><published>2004-05-21T07:57:00.001+07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T13:30:39.286+07:00</updated><title type='text'>Naha Blog Sunda?</title><summary type='text'>Naha bet blog? Kateuing, saking hayang nulis, meureun. Rek nulis puisi, hoream ngareka-reka jeung milih kecap. Rek nulis cerpen, hoream nyipta-nyipta tokoh. Rek nulis kolom, kudu lengkep fakta jeung datana. Ribet ah.Geus we nu aya na pikiran semprotkeun di dieu. Bade dianggap diary mangga, rek dianggap ngacapruk jadi! Bae euweuh nu maca ge (da teu niat beja-beja), asal ngemplong sorangan we. Asal</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/feeds/111512583115218055/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11159801&amp;postID=111512583115218055&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512583115218055'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11159801/posts/default/111512583115218055'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asalbitu.blogspot.com/2004/05/naha-blog-sunda.html' title='Naha Blog Sunda?'/><author><name>ED Jenura</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17703992079424097386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry></feed>
